TEXAS, Why did the Armadillo Cross The Road?


TEXAS, Why did the Armadillo Cross The Road?


I’m Will Roberts, and this is the Daily Scream!


Ahhh, here we go! Ok, so it’s highly unlikely that I’ll be able to say enough about this next subject to take up my full time on the Daily Scream. But, if I do take up the time, there is a good chance that you don’t have enough to do in you life. Or, your boss is paying you for the work you’re not doing while you listening to my Daily Scream, so here we go.


Now, regardless of whether or not I start off with; Why did the Armadillo cross the road or I just tell you the truth, this story is just funny.


Truth be told, that this man in Texas that shot at an armadillo, it ricocheted and grazed his face, and the Armadillo got away unharmed and possibly able to continue his crime spree, is all very true.


But here is the thing; It’s not the first time this has happened in Texas and probably not the last. But really folks, If you see something that looks like a Sherman Tank with legs on it, what would possess you to shoot at it?


I know curiosity killed the cat and people like to open presents before Christmas and like to know the end of a movie before it finishes. But I’ll tell you, I think we might want to get a governmental commission together to see whether or not Texas has enough oxygen going through it.


Oh and by the way, The man who shot the Armadillo made no comment to the press.


However, the Armadillo did and here is what he said: Ha Ha Ha Ha !



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