Waterless Urinals In Boca Raton High Schools Leak (Not Water)

“Officials say they have started repairs on the waterless urinals at Florida high school after they began springing leaks of liquids that were not water. Palm Beach County school officials said the problem was caused by corrosive gases created by urine that have eaten away the copper plumbing over the years. The lack of water […]

Boxes Of Moonshine Leads To Evacuation Of Jensen Beach Post Office

“Authorities in Florida said the mysterious liquid behind the evacuation of a U.S. Post Office was found to be moonshine. Martin County Sheriff`s Office spokeswoman Rhonda Irons said officials examined the contents of the boxes and found one of them contained a broken jar labeled `moonshine.`” UPI A post office is evacuated, two employees are […]

Daytona Beach Woman, 64, Holds Suspect At Gunpoint Until Cops Arrive

“A 22-year-old car theft suspect tried to elude police Tuesday morning, but was stopped in his tracks when he was confronted by a gun-toting 64-year-old woman. Karen Granville helped officers catch Roderick Willis, 22, Daytona Beach police said.” “She saw Willis run into her backyard and try to scale her fence. Granville grabbed her .38 […]

Boynton Beach Woman’s Purse Snatched While She Was In Toilet

“Police in Florida said a woman reported her purse was stolen from the back of a restaurant toilet when another woman reached over from a neighboring stall. The woman told Boynton Beach police she was using the restroom at Two Georges restaurant just prior to 8 p.m. Tuesday and a woman reached over from the […]

Florida Girl, 15, Calls 911 On Mother For Having Loud Sex

“Authorities in Florida said a 15-year-old girl called 911 and asked to be placed in a children`s shelter after she `heard her mother having sex.` The teenager told the officer `there was no form of abuse or neglect in the house` but she wanted to go to a local Christian children`s shelter `because she heard […]

Does Nancy Pelosi Have Dirt On GOP Frontrunner Newt Gingrich?

In an interview with John King of CNN, Nancy Pelosi said: He`s (Newt Gingrich) not going to be President of the United States. That`s not going to happen. Let me just make my prediction and stand by it, it`s not going to happen. When King asked Pelosi why she was so sure, she responded: There […]

In Florida Mitt Romney Attacks Newt Gingrich

“ORMOND BEACH, Fla. – Mitt Romney landed here Sunday with a simple message: Newt Gingrich is a failure and a fraud. And a disgrace. And a hapless showman. Standing under a brilliant orange Florida sunset, Romney delivered his longest sustained critique of the South Carolina primary winner to date – ticking through a list as […]

Ms. Magazine Arrives In Mail To Coral Gables Man — 25 Years Late

“Marc Smit of Coral Gables, Fla., says he often complains the mail`s late, but never as late as the Ms. magazine that arrived Tuesday — dated February 1976.” UPI Smit isn`t an emasculated male, he doesn`t subscribe to Ms .magazine, it was addressed to somebody who lived in his house before he moved in. Everybody […]

Port St. Lucie Strip Club Wants To Hire Casey Anthony

“A strip bar manager said he would consider hiring Casey Anthony following a report she is living in the Port St. Lucie, Fla., area. Doug Devlin, who manages the Body Talk strip bar, told WDBO-AM, Orlando, Anthony `kind of fits the bill pretty good.`” UPI Casey Anthony doesn`t have a college degree or any discernible […]

Horrible Fish Washes Up On Delray Beach

“Carolyn Hoffman was walking along the beach in Delray Beach on Jan. 5 with her husband when something odd caught her eye. A long, ribbon-shaped fish with a large, bulging eye had washed up in the surf.” FirstCoastNews.Com It`s usually summer when horrendous creatures, like the Mantauk Monster, wash up on the shore, but it`s […]