Bag Of Cheetos Bought In Florida Keys Contained Seahorse-Shaped Cheeto

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“A Virginia couple who found a seahorse-shaped Cheeto in the Florida Keys said the item sold for $100 on eBay to benefit an environmental group.”


Cheetos is my favorite snack, after consuming a bag of the tasty treats I usually end up licking my orange fingers. I`m not the only one who loves the yummy snack, in 2010 Cheetos was ranked the top selling brand of cheese puffs in the United States.

If the last Cheeto in my bag looked like a bikini-clad Angelina Jolie I would be faced with quite a dilemma: Should I gobble the delicious morsel, or save it and put it up for sale on eBay where it would probably sell for a gazillion bucks?

My brain would tell me not to be a fool, but my stomach would win out in the end. Besides, it`s a sin not to eat a Cheeto.

I despise most pitchmen, but Chester Cheetah has the greatest job in the world: Promoting the greatest snack in the world.

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