Lady Steals Crest Whitestrips From Kmart And Places Them In Mouth
“Police in Florida said they arrested a woman accused of shoplifting $64.19 worth of goods, including Crest Whitestrips that she put on her teeth in the store.
The Manatee County Sheriff`s Office said Tami Lynn Stovall, 50, entered the Kmart at 6126 U.S. 301 in Ellenton Feb. 18 and stuffed the contents of a package of Maybeline eye lashes into her purse.”
Tami Lynn Stovall, 50, didn`t steal food items to feed her hungry family, she shoplifted cosmetics. Stovall doesn`t deserve any sympathy, she could probably afford generic cosmetics at a dollar store.
Stovall stole cosmetics and torch oil, if the cosmetics failed to improve her looks was she planning on setting herself on fire?
Tami Lynn? With a country name like that I`m surprised she didn`t steal any pork skins or chewing tobacco.
I`ve seen her mugshot, she should have stolen a paper bag to place over her head. But at least her teeth were sparkling white for her mugshot. You have to admire a criminal who prepares for any eventuality.
Stovall was charged with larceny and booked into the Manatee County Jaill, and released the next day on a $120 bond.
Link to Stovall`s mugshot, open link at your own peril:
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