Port St. Lucie Strip Club Wants To Hire Casey Anthony

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“A strip bar manager said he would consider hiring Casey Anthony following a report she is living in the Port St. Lucie, Fla., area.

Doug Devlin, who manages the Body Talk strip bar, told WDBO-AM, Orlando, Anthony `kind of fits the bill pretty good.`”

UPI

Casey Anthony doesn`t have a college degree or any discernible skills, her employment options are limited. Anthony would be too proud to work at a fast food joint or at a circus sideshow, what else can she do?

There is no such thing as a prostitute or a stripper with a heart of gold, a women who sells her body to make a living quickly becomes cynical and typically despises her clients. Casey already has a heart of stone, she would fit in with the rest of the exotic dancers.

Body Talk would make a fortune selling Casey Anthony related merchandise; a T-shirt emblazoned with the words “I survived a lap dance with Casey Anthony” would be a big seller.

Casey would make a killing, she`s an exhibitionist and the customers would reward her with big tips for her over-the-top dancing.

But not everybody in Port St. Lucie is thrilled that the notorious child killer may be living in their fair city. A travel agency is offering Casey a free one-way ticket out of Florida.

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