Orlando Cigar Company Offers Tiger Woods Endorsement Deal

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“Orlando-based Corona Cigar Co. said it is offering the embattled golfer a $100,000 endorsement deal.

That means the company is willing to have its name attached to a guy who isn’t even playing golf right now, so he can clean up his act and save his family.”

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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but when the skank crazy Tiger Woods is brandishing a cigar it can only be interpreted as a phallic symbol.

Tiger Woods is a philandering superstar who enjoys the high life, a cigar endorsement deal is right up his alley. Tiger should say yes to Corona Cigar Co., he’s not likely to get any more endorsement deals in the near future.

Of course this is a publicity stunt by the cigar company, $100, 000 is pocket change for the gazillionare golfer. I applaud Corona Cigar Co. for thinking outside the box, and getting a few free headlines for their product.

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One Response to Orlando Cigar Company Offers Tiger Woods Endorsement Deal

  1. Leon Cautillo

    I wish Tiger well for the good he has done dwarfs any missteps he has made. Kindness and looking for the good in all people forwards all of us.
    Wishing you well,

    Remember, you can only see what you are personally familiar with.

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