“The Florida man who crushed a teenager`s car in the parking lot of an off-road park said he wrote a $6,500 check to get the girl a new vehicle.
Norman Nowling, who was charged with felony criminal mischief after he used his `monster van` with 5-foot tires to crush the Toyota Corolla Saturday at Charlotte County`s Redneck Yacht Club, said he gave the check to Amanda Kent`s stepfather Tuesday to cover the costs of buying a new vehicle.”
If you need a step ladder to enter your vehicle, your tires are too big and your brain is too small.
The words “redneck” and “yacht club” just don`t go together. I wonder if they serve caviar and chitlins at the Redneck Yacht Club?
Nowlin says he was encouraged to crush the car by a crowd, hungry for a little action.
Methinks the yahoos at the Redneck Yacht Club consumed too much beer, or is it too much champagne?
In Nowlin`s defense, why go through the expense and effort of installing 5-foot tires in your van if you can`t crush a Japanese vehicle?
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