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Jacksonville One-Legged Man Hid Cocaine In His Buttocks

“Authorities in Florida said they found cocaine in the buttocks of a one-legged suspect seen hopping away from a car.

Jacksonville sheriff`s deputies said they responded to a call about suspected drug activity inside a GMC sport-utility vehicle parked near an apartment in Jacksonville and a man missing his right leg started hopping away from the vehicle when deputies pulled up behind the SUV, the South Florida Sun Sentinel reported Friday.”

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Ariosto Kuryakin Wyman was born with only one leg, but he didn`t let his disability prevent him from achieving his dreams, criminal as they may be.

This is a Horatio Alger tale of a man who pulled himself up by his lone bootstrap, and set out to conquer the world of drug dealing.

To be a successful criminal you need two good legs to outrun the cops, but that didn`t stop Wyman from undertaking a career in selling controlled substances.

Wyman is intelligent and resourceful, he hid his cocaine in the crack of his behind, knowing full well that cops will think twice before searching a big fat ugly man`s nether regions.

OK, enough sarcasm, Wyman is a moron and he`s back in prison where he belongs.

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